Sanctuary: One Night

Okay, I’m quick to criticise everything, but I do try not to get too negative about shows whose fandoms I closely follow – there’s already too much hate in fandom, y’know? But the latest Sanctuary? Agghh! Just… agghh! Why so stupid, Abby, why so stupid?

Cut for spoilers, obviously.

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Guys! shanachie_quill totally wrote an absolutely wonderful fic to go with my Henry bargaining with a fairy doodle. You totally have to go read it!

The Ultimate (Outdated) Syfy Crossover

So apparently I forgot to hit submit on this last… August. So it’s quite outdated by now, what with there being no show in the BSGverse currently running and Being Human not included. Not that Being Human is hard to crossover – oh look, monsters. Draw a line to Sanctuary. Problem: solved.

Yes, I fixed the title but couldn’t be bothered to fix the actual map. One is easier to do than the other?

Syfy Crossover

Headcanon

I realised I have a lot of them… and all of them are either unashamed crack and/or ridiculously shippy. Or kinda porny, for that matter.

My biggest headcanon is easily that Sam and Jack totally got married in Vegas between seasons eight and nine of SG-1 when Sam was working at Area 51. Also, Janet got better after the time screwiness of Continuum – whose to say that the timeline is exactly the same?

For Warehouse 13, the Regents shipped HG Wells off to the Sanctuary at the end of season two cuz Helen and Tesla threw fits about being left in the dark about her debronzing. Will’s psychiatrist powers and Helen’s blood (if it does suppress John’s crazy – idk, the show retcons itself and I get the webisodes mixed up with the series proper all the time) made HG better. Myka, of course, was recruited by Helen and now she and HG hunt monsters instead of artefacts and have lots of sex.

Speaking of Sanctuary, The Five? Totally engaged in group sex. Multiple times. Also, Helen has slept with most important historical figures.

Rose and human!Ten had a rough start of their relationship until they grew a TARDIS and went on adventures in Pete’s World Universe.

Also, Christina de Souza and Sophie Devereaux are distantly related and Christina kinda idolises Sophie.

Seven dumped Chakotay shortly after arriving on Earth and she ends up hanging out with Janeway a lot. Depending on my mood, sex occurs.

Xena didn’t stay dead. Her and Gabrielle had lots of sex. (Okay, so my slash goggles are on tight enough to believe that the second sentence is canon for reals.)

Kim and Shego? They met up a few years after the series ended and hit it off. Kim and Ron’s breakup was mutual and took place shortly after graduating high school and going to separate colleges – turns out that long distance relationships were one of the few things not possible for a Possible.

Speaking of cartoons and college, Daria and Jane realised that their friendship ran a little deeper than either quite expected. College experimentation was enlightening and Jane revised her belief that she wasn’t bi.

Huh. I didn’t realise just how many of my headcanons involved femslash. It really shouldn’t have been that much of a surprise, though.

Boring RL Post

So, the 2010-2011 school year is officially over. Well, it was finished yesterday around 3:30, but, ehhh, I’m only twenty-five hours off. Good enough for me.

Anyway, I decided that I’m really, really sick of school (oh god, I’ve been in university since 2006 – I’m going into my sixth year, guys, and I’m a bloody undergrad) so I’m like fuck it and I’m just going to finish my chem degree and skedaddle. No more cs classes – I’m just taking my minor (instead of double majoring) and running. It’s not like I want to be a programmer anyway. And I can always go back in a few years and finish off the seven-ish cs courses I need for that degree. Or I could move to Toronto or Vancouver (or win the lottery and move to Savannah) and get a degree in art. Like I should have in the first place.

Seriously, degree in chemistry? Stupidest decision ever. I should have just worked for a few years (cuz teenage!me would never have been able to handle art school – also, she sucked at art) and then applied to Sheridan or something. Oh well – it’s not like my degree is useless or anything. A background in science is probably a good thing for a sci-fi writer to have, right? And, hey, I can try and get a job with the RCMP’s crime lab or something. Solving crime with science! tends to be one of my favourite genres after all.

So, yeah, I have, like, 20 more credits and then I can graduate. I think I’m going to end my four year streak of nothing but science and math (apart from one fine art class) and take some arts courses. Some nice, relaxing history courses will do me good. Or at least prevent me from going even more insane and self destructive.

Anyway, that’s the end of my boring rl post. Fandom posting will continue with greater regularity – I am, after all, completely unemployed and in the mood for drawing fanart and writing fic. Or just rewatching Rizzoli & Isles.

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