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20 Apr 2011 3 Comments
in tv Tags: daria, doctor who, fangirling, helen slept with everyone, janet got better, kim possible, leverage, my slash goggles let me show them to you, sam/jack is canon dammit, sanctuary, star trek, stargate sg-1, voyager, warehouse 13, xena
I realised I have a lot of them… and all of them are either unashamed crack and/or ridiculously shippy. Or kinda porny, for that matter.
My biggest headcanon is easily that Sam and Jack totally got married in Vegas between seasons eight and nine of SG-1 when Sam was working at Area 51. Also, Janet got better after the time screwiness of Continuum – whose to say that the timeline is exactly the same?
For Warehouse 13, the Regents shipped HG Wells off to the Sanctuary at the end of season two cuz Helen and Tesla threw fits about being left in the dark about her debronzing. Will’s psychiatrist powers and Helen’s blood (if it does suppress John’s crazy – idk, the show retcons itself and I get the webisodes mixed up with the series proper all the time) made HG better. Myka, of course, was recruited by Helen and now she and HG hunt monsters instead of artefacts and have lots of sex.
Speaking of Sanctuary, The Five? Totally engaged in group sex. Multiple times. Also, Helen has slept with most important historical figures.
Rose and human!Ten had a rough start of their relationship until they grew a TARDIS and went on adventures in Pete’s World Universe.
Also, Christina de Souza and Sophie Devereaux are distantly related and Christina kinda idolises Sophie.
Seven dumped Chakotay shortly after arriving on Earth and she ends up hanging out with Janeway a lot. Depending on my mood, sex occurs.
Xena didn’t stay dead. Her and Gabrielle had lots of sex. (Okay, so my slash goggles are on tight enough to believe that the second sentence is canon for reals.)
Kim and Shego? They met up a few years after the series ended and hit it off. Kim and Ron’s breakup was mutual and took place shortly after graduating high school and going to separate colleges – turns out that long distance relationships were one of the few things not possible for a Possible.
Speaking of cartoons and college, Daria and Jane realised that their friendship ran a little deeper than either quite expected. College experimentation was enlightening and Jane revised her belief that she wasn’t bi.
Huh. I didn’t realise just how many of my headcanons involved femslash. It really shouldn’t have been that much of a surprise, though.